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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Saturday I set holdmetightx's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I gave wordslinging a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In May I helped helplessfaith across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for summer_love (10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-27 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, lunar_scythe

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